Monday, November 21, 2011

Ways to Properly Plant a Tree

TREES are quite essential to the environment.  For the most reason, it gives much oxygen levels in the atmosphere.  Trees or plants can also beautify your home.  And according to Arborday.org, trees around your house can increase your property value by more than 15 percent and improve your odds of a sale.  Another thing also is that trees can decrease carbon dioxide and improve water quality and reduce erosion.
WAYS TO PROPERLY PLANT A TREE
Planting a tree is not quite an easy one.  There things to consider.  Planting a tree the right way involves six basic steps:
1.      Dig a wide rough-sided hole 
2.      Run a "perk test" for drainage
3.      Prepare the root ball
4.      Set the root ball in the hole with backfilled soil
5.      Settle the soil with water
6.      Mulch the surface

I LOVE BEING SINGLE

“You have brains in your head.  You have feet in your shoes.  You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You’re on your own.  And you know what you know.  You are the person who’ll decide where to go.”  Dr. Seuss


I know not many of you like the idea of staying single in life.  But for me, I love being single.  It’s not being selfish but I like the idea of giving myself more time especially when I have to do big decisions in life.  Actually I have here my reasons why I love being single and unattached.  Here it is:


1.      FOOD
               I can have my own choice of meal any time of day.  And I can choose what to have for breakfast, lunch and dinner and where to eat my meals.
2.  BED
              I don’t have any problem in sharing the bed and which side of the bed to sleep.

3.      FACEBOOK.
Single life makes you have more time Facebook-ing with less drama.

4.     HABITS.
Being single really frees me from tolerating a partner’s annoying habits.  For example, snoring all night in sleep.  A single person like me doesn’t have to listen to someone snore all night.   Being single gives my patience to rest and makes me live in a non-frustrating environment.  The only disgusting habits are my own.

5.      FRIENDS.
I can be with my friends most of the time.  Not like when you’re married that there’s less time to be with friends.

                Above all, one reason I love being single is I am FREE, and I can FOCUS much on my career, education and goals in life.  I have more time to improve myself and be a better person.


Wednesday, November 9, 2011

JOKE TIME


Bored today….I remember my collection of jokes I read few months ago.  And I guess posting it here can somehow relieves this boredom now.  How I'd like to post my written articles this time but it needs much editing so... here's  among my collection of jokes.  Hope you enjoy reading.  :-D



1.   A  WOODY  JOKE:

                                         What WOOD happen...
                                   
                if you had a "WOODEN" car,
                  with "WOODEN " seats,
                "WOODEN" tyres, and a
                  "WOODEN" engine?
                  .
                  .
                  .
                 
                IT "WOODN'T  start..!  :-D


2. 
    
     MOTHER:  son, why are you so dirty?
     SON :    have you noticed the H2O drainage outside our
                house?
     MOTHER:  Yes, I noticed.  But why?
     SON :    Me, I didn't noticed it.  =(  That's why I
                fell.


3.  

     Conversations of an old man and woman who were having
           breakfast, One morning...

     Old woman:  You know what?  Even in our age today, I
                really feel hot.

    Old man:  tsk tsk tsk ...your breast was on your cup
              of coffee.  That's the reason I guess...




4.  

     A wife asked her husband to describe her:

    Husband:  you are  A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H, I, J, K
    Wife:     what does that mean?
    Husband:  Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful,
                  Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot!
    Wife:     Oh, that's so lovely! what about I J K?
    Husband:  I'm Just Kidding!!! hehehehe




5.  

    Son:  Lord, please.  Have mercy! Jose Rizal killed 
                  Magellan.  Make it right for me.

    His father heard him, asked:
    
    Father:  why son?
    Son:  Coz dad that was my answer in the exam...hehehe
                  ;-)


6.   

    A mom calling her son...


    Mom: Are you coming home? Where are you now ?
    Son:  I’m in the hospital,  mom.

    His mom cried " what happened to you?"
    Son:   Mom! Heller!  I’m still on duty.  I’m a nurse you remember?



7.

"DUE CARE" is an act of making someone feel comfortable or happy...

example: You always make me laugh, DUE CARE kaayo ka!!! hahaha ;-)